Chat med galna Tyskar

Chat...detta helt underbara fenomen, kan leda till kontakter över hela världen, där ibland vissa...speciella människor.

Vi på lg2s skulle vilja varna våra läsare att chatta med galna Tyskar, eftersom...ähh...vafan dom är Tyskar, jag menar, kolla på dom...hur som helst denna "chattning" är baserad på en sann konversation.


your mother is so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s säger:
OKEY
your mother is so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s säger:
*sue*
Deimos säger:
*kills your lawyer*
Deimos säger:
*WÖÖÖSH*
your mother is so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s säger:
go to BED
Deimos säger:
I'm going already
Deimos säger:
keep your panties on :p
Deimos säger:
I've got LAUNDRY day TOMORROW
your mother is so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s säger:
OMG LAUNDRY DAY
your mother is so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s säger:
ON SUNDAY
your mother is so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s säger:
GOD WILL SMITE YOU
Deimos säger:
bettur than CHURCH!
Deimos säger:
xD
your mother is so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s säger:
SMIIIIITE
Deimos säger:
*waves around dirty underwear*
your mother is so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s säger:
ENJOY THE SMELL
Deimos säger:
I'm gonna do it in GODS HOUSE!
your mother is so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s säger:
there are no churches in dickland!
Deimos säger:
YUSH THERE IS!
Deimos säger:
GAY MARRIAGE churches!
your mother is so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s säger:
those dont count!
your mother is so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s säger:
FOR GOD DESPISES FAGGOTS
Deimos säger:
Jesus is GAY!
your mother is so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s säger:
and FAST INTERNET seems to promote FAGGOTRY. just look at JAPAN and SWEDEN
your mother is so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s säger:
hoooray for my hetero speed!
Deimos säger:
That being german and NONE?!
your mother is so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s säger:
what?
Deimos säger:
german hetero and NO speed!
Deimos säger:
Essentially means you being FUNDAMENTALLY GAY and not being able to SURF
your mother is so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s säger:
BUT I AM ONLINE RIGHT NOW :0!
your mother is so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s säger:
though in a HETEROSEXUAL WAY
your mother is so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s säger:
UNLIKE YOU
Deimos säger:
Define "your way" Mr. I-like-asses