BASED ON A TRUE STORY


Who in Fuck World are YOU!?



Three guys sent back in time to eat, sleep and spex in shifts.

Sebbis, Milq or 2. Who are YOU!?


You want a smoke.. What do you have?
Cigarettes.. The essens of MAN! Hand rolled of course..
Whatev.. as long it's poison
I'll have these vanilla tasting cigarettes while there's no one watching.. I'm soo gay :(


It's morning. You have been up all night. Whats next?
Yeah? Whats next?
I come home from work, drink some coffee and play a record
I write something provocing to random person on the internet an go to sleep


It's dinnertime. What's on the menu?
Elk, potatoes and vegetables. A farmers meal!
Anything without meat or cheese. I hate animals.. and cheese.
Homemade. Fast food are for barbarians. OH YEAH! I found a bag of chips!


What's your oppinion about drugs?
Do you see the wall!? It's like moving. And I can paint from over here! Man it's the universe!
Ever seen the movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? Well I'm doin a remake in Amsterdam starring myself
Was it LSD in that drink? Fuck! Not again!


A member of the opposite sex walks up to you in a club and says "Hey biatch! youre ugly!" What do you do?
You punch her/him in the stomach, bite her/him fingers of and feed her/him to hungry dogs. You HATE members of the opposite sex. You didn't recall what she/he said though
You get drunk with her/his booze, steal her/his money, take her/him home and fuck her inside out.
You tell her/him that it wasn't a nice thing to say. Then you make a site on the internet about her/his HIV-problem


When hitting on someone you..
Get drunk with her/his booze, steal her/his money, take her/him home and fuck her inside out.
Tell her that you hate her/him and if she/he buys you enough booze you might let her/him go down on you.
Play guitarr for her/him and talk softly about the secrets of life


When someone's hitting on you..
You make sweet love to her/him all night, and then the next day you make a website about her/his HIV-problem.
Get drunk with her/his booze, steal her/his money, take her/him home and fuck her inside out.
You become crazed and do all in your power to destroy that persons country/family/whatev.


If you won 3 billion dollars you would..
Buy all the beautiful flowers in the world and dump them into the ocean. Nothing agains money, you just hate money.
Buy cigarettes, booze and records for every penny, and spend the rest of your days living the rock'n'roll lifestyle.
Deposit everything on random bank and forget about them. To busy painting you know.


It's festival. Where are you?
Listening to a cool band. You been waiting years to see them. And them.. and them... everyone!
Anywhere, probably very drunk, very loud, very annoying and also very naked.
Anywhere, probably very drunk, very loud, very annoying and also very naked.


Youre out hitch-hiking. Once again, where are you?
Amsterdam or Paris. Maybe Las Vegas, living the american dream.
In a small town in Sweden, finding peace of mind.
Asia! Yeah, India! Erh.. or maybe Cambodia. No Turky! THE SKY IS THE LIMIT!